People Who Smoke Weed Love Pizza!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!  Did you know that the legalization of marijuana in Colorado is good for pizza sales?  I had NO idea that people who smoke weed like pizza!  Pro football player and part Papa Johns owner Peyton Manning stated in an interview that pizza sales are great in CO ever since the recent law changes.  I wonder what laws he could be talking about...

"You try to know who you’re voting for…I’ve gotten to know some of the folks here in Colorado. There’s some different laws out here in Colorado. Pizza business is pretty good out here, believe it or not, due to some recent law changes. So when you come to a different place, you’ve kind of got to learn everything that comes with it."

I know, I am as shocked as you.

SOURCE: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2203196-peyton-manning-infers-pizza-business-is-good-in-colorado-due-to-legalization

Kim Jong Un Re-Elected Leader of North Korea

Kim Jong Un remains leader in a SHOCKING 100% landslide victory!  In the Democratic of North Korea I figured he was going to lose out to the person running against him.  Who ran against him?  No one.  In fact, the vote was "pre-determined" and no one else was aloud to run.  Is any of this shocking news to anyone anywhere?  I am assuming (yeah, going WAY out on a limb here) that if someone were to run against him that they would still lose.  Not "lose" in the pure sense of the word but "lose" in the same way his uncle lost.  You know, the one that Un had murdered as a traitor...

If you ever get upset about any way you are "inconvenienced" here in the good old USofA, just think about how much fun it would be in North Korea.  We are arguing over legalization of gay marriage and they are not aloud to legally have free thought.  FUN!!!

The job market is tough right now...

Now, I have some friends with ink all over but they also get jobs in an industry that apreciates the art.  I also have some friends that cover up but yeah...  I figured this image fit hear.

Girl Scout sells a shit ton of cookies in front of marijuana dispensary

1) Set up Girl Scout selling cookies in front of marijuana dispensary

2) Wait for the customers to come rolling in

3)????

4) PROFIT!!!

You know the the ???? is in this case?  NOTHING, because this is a no brainer!  I think I need to open a convenience store next to a dispensary or better yet, a dollar store that sells nothing but Doritos, Funions, and other things of the sort and see how business goes.

Article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/girl-scout-sells-117-boxes-of-cookies-in-2-hours-after-setti

I give this girl and / or her mom a TON of credit for the idea.  One of the first rules of business is to know your market.  That's why bail bonds places are flourishing in high crime areas.  Also, it begs to question why divorce lawyers don't setup tables at bridal expos...

Study: Only 6% of consumers think the Comcast-TWC deal is a good idea

Who'da thunk!  You take one of the largest piece if shit companies and have them buy out another slightly less piece of shit company and have them team up into an all controlling mega shit monster of a company and people don't think it's a good idea?  Honestly, I am shocked by this!  Well, the thing I am shocked at is that they even found 6% of "consumers" (and yes, I put that in quotes feeling that there could be some inside influence on some of the people counted in that 6%) that think this merger is a good idea.  Do these "consumers" happen to hold stock?  I would think it's a GREAT idea if I did!

Article: http://bgr.com/2014/02/18/comcast-time-warner-cable-merger-study/

BTW (on a side note):  WHY OH WHY are there 17 of my friends on Facebook that LIKE Comcast's page?  Did they receive some sort of discount for doing so?  Is part of the ISP contract now that you have to LIKE the page of this oligopoly?  Do I use Comcast?  Yes, but I don't "LIKE" a company that is pretty much a monopoly that can overcharge whatever they want for the only high speed services in town.

Hot Pockets Yanked From Shelves for Containing ‘Diseased and Unsound Animals’

He tried to warn us it's just a Pop Tart filled with rancid meat but did we listen?  NO!

Straight from the food section of NSM comes this shocker!  Hot Pockets may not be made from the finest cuts of select beef and poultry, in fact, they have just been recalled for using "Diseased and Unsound Animals".

Merriam Webster defines "Unsound" as "not healthy or whole <an unsound horse>" which sounds about right, including the perfect use of "horse" as an example.  Glue factorites no longer use "unsound" horses to make glue, so they have to go somewhere!

Article: http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/18/hot-pockets-recalled-for-diseased-animal-meat/

And on that note, of COURSE we need to post the Jim Gaffigan video as he will ALWAYS be linked to Hot Pockets.