The job market is tough right now...

Now, I have some friends with ink all over but they also get jobs in an industry that apreciates the art.  I also have some friends that cover up but yeah...  I figured this image fit hear.

Girl Scout sells a shit ton of cookies in front of marijuana dispensary

1) Set up Girl Scout selling cookies in front of marijuana dispensary

2) Wait for the customers to come rolling in

3)????

4) PROFIT!!!

You know the the ???? is in this case?  NOTHING, because this is a no brainer!  I think I need to open a convenience store next to a dispensary or better yet, a dollar store that sells nothing but Doritos, Funions, and other things of the sort and see how business goes.

Article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/girl-scout-sells-117-boxes-of-cookies-in-2-hours-after-setti

I give this girl and / or her mom a TON of credit for the idea.  One of the first rules of business is to know your market.  That's why bail bonds places are flourishing in high crime areas.  Also, it begs to question why divorce lawyers don't setup tables at bridal expos...

Study: Only 6% of consumers think the Comcast-TWC deal is a good idea

Who'da thunk!  You take one of the largest piece if shit companies and have them buy out another slightly less piece of shit company and have them team up into an all controlling mega shit monster of a company and people don't think it's a good idea?  Honestly, I am shocked by this!  Well, the thing I am shocked at is that they even found 6% of "consumers" (and yes, I put that in quotes feeling that there could be some inside influence on some of the people counted in that 6%) that think this merger is a good idea.  Do these "consumers" happen to hold stock?  I would think it's a GREAT idea if I did!

Article: http://bgr.com/2014/02/18/comcast-time-warner-cable-merger-study/

BTW (on a side note):  WHY OH WHY are there 17 of my friends on Facebook that LIKE Comcast's page?  Did they receive some sort of discount for doing so?  Is part of the ISP contract now that you have to LIKE the page of this oligopoly?  Do I use Comcast?  Yes, but I don't "LIKE" a company that is pretty much a monopoly that can overcharge whatever they want for the only high speed services in town.

Hot Pockets Yanked From Shelves for Containing ‘Diseased and Unsound Animals’

He tried to warn us it's just a Pop Tart filled with rancid meat but did we listen?  NO!

Straight from the food section of NSM comes this shocker!  Hot Pockets may not be made from the finest cuts of select beef and poultry, in fact, they have just been recalled for using "Diseased and Unsound Animals".

Merriam Webster defines "Unsound" as "not healthy or whole <an unsound horse>" which sounds about right, including the perfect use of "horse" as an example.  Glue factorites no longer use "unsound" horses to make glue, so they have to go somewhere!

Article: http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/18/hot-pockets-recalled-for-diseased-animal-meat/

And on that note, of COURSE we need to post the Jim Gaffigan video as he will ALWAYS be linked to Hot Pockets.